Welcome to the Crew, Matey!

Join Inappropriate and his band of brick-built misfits on ridiculous adventures across the seven studs.

Tall tales and suspicious adventures from the darker corners of the brick-built seas. Not everything here is… strictly “by the book!”.

Shiny sets, rare finds, and loot that’s actually worth your gold coins — reviewed with zero sugar-coating.

Half-baked thoughts, questionable opinions, and tavern chatter. Best enjoyed with a mug of rum and lowered expectations.

Team work makes the dream work!
December 17, 2024
Well, those bottles of rum certainly went down a treat—especially for Inappropriate, who decided he’d earned a well-deserved lay-in after…
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Finally a Carpenter joins the crew, and he’s got wood!
December 17, 2024
Woohoo! It’s time to welcome the latest member to join the crew—none other than @lego_dad_and_the_kids! The terrible trio is back…
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Adi is put to work, on the boat wreck!
December 15, 2024
After finally shaking off the effects of their Pirate Tavern adventure, Inappropriate had another exciting idea up his sleeve. He…
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